"A relationship built on trust...and lumber"

Only in New York...via Moonbattery:

[Ned} Nefer, 38, says he's married to a mannequin named Teagan, and the kooky couple is traveling 70 miles from Syracuse to Watertown on foot, the Watertown Daily Times reported.

Or at least Nefer is walking. The Syracuse native is pushing his 6-foot wooden wife in a wheelchair across upstate New York...

There are lots of things I could say...not going there.