"Because somebody has to remember that the last word in GOP is Party."

Here at Redneck Mansion, we had last night's Republican primary debate running in the background whilst doing actual, you know, work.  If you missed it, not to worry—Vodkapundit has a handy-dandy written summary available for your perusal.  Maybe this is because I was (half) listening rather than watching, but I think the most memorable part was—the cowbells. Anywho (and Vodka lives in CO, hence the bizarre time stamps):

5:58PM A couple things you might not know about drunkblogging. First — remove your contact lenses. Things move fast, and you won’t have time to blink. I’m not making this one up....

6:02PM Ron Paul, Herman Cain, Tim Pawlenty, Rick Santorum, Gary Johnson. Five candidates in the debate, five cincos in a de mayo. Coincidence?...

Read on—and party like it's 1858.