"It is just not right for some rinky-dink nudist camp in Upstate New York to think they know better than Congress."

Made ya look. 

Except this story isn't so much visual (even though it is about a nudist camp in nearby Cayuga County) as it is aural.  At the Syracuse Post-Standard via The Daily:

NUDIST_1_JB.JPGMoravia, NY -- For Tom Willard, this week's naturist festival at Empire Haven Nudist Park is more about what he could not hear than what he might want to see.
 

The 53-year-old deaf man from Rochester recently filed a complaint with the U.S. Justice Department, charging Empire Haven and festival organizers with disregarding his civil rights under the Americans with Disabilities Act of 1990...

RTR.  

Truth is definitely stranger than fiction.