The 23rd Psalm, KBV...

...the King Barry Version.

Since King David was mentioned a few posts down, it was time to call your attention to a new translation by the renowned Publius:

OBAMA is my nanny; I shall not question.  OBAMA maketh me to featherbed in green jobs: OBAMA leadeth me beside unconstitutional waters.

 
OBAMA restoreth my welfare checks: OBAMA leadeth me in the paths of government dependence for his Party's sake.

 
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Romney, I will fear no Republican: for OBAMA's lies are with me; Obamacare and thy unions bosses comfort me.
 
 
OBAMA preparest a fable before me in the presence of raptorous Republicans: thou president anointest thy own mouth with snake oil; thy kingly head is heavy with thy crown.
 
 
Surely welfare and free cell phones shall be given me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of OBAMA for ever.